Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Bingo RUNS from August

August 10, 2010

The Boy has been after me AGAIN!! I am starting to think he is not understanding my subtle hints. I.E. when I RUN. I don't want to be held. I am Bingo, The Mighty Adventurer. I will not submit myself to such torture!

But to no avail. Like a big game hunter, "The Boy" displays me to the Tall Lady. He could at least look happy about his capture. Maybe I just need to scratch him gently, so he gets the idea to leave me be!

Scratch him like I did the Tall Lady! See the tears in her pants.

Just Kidding!! The Tall Lady is really hard on her jeans and they just start to disintegrate.

Well, it's just another day being Bingo, The Mighty Adventurer! Who knows what tomorrow shall bring.

Be well friends!

And maybe you can check out my book for your self. Bingo's Big Adventure is available at Amazon and on this site through paypal.

What Bingo Does During His Free Time

July 23, 2010

The sweet dry air of the late afternoon makes me happy as I sit in the tall grasses and think about the day that has past and what the night shall behold.

But then I see someone I know! He is a friend. A very good friend who I am always glad to see. He was nice to me when I first came here, even though I thought he might have been mean. He blends in with the yellow grasses with his best camouflage apparel. But I guess he can't help it. It's pretty hard to change your fur being a cat.

I can't resist a good joke on my buddy. Who does not like the surprise attack once in a while. It's those startling jumps of adrenaline that make me glad I am a cat! I love the feeling of crazy kitty energy pulsing though my veins. I will focus on him an hope he does not notice me crouched low.

However, Jimmy just ignores me. He is a mature. He is not as feisty as me. He does not get worked up over my antics. He stoically waits for me to pounce. That is no fun. I want to wrassle.

Well, this is more like it! This small human is entertaining. He likes commotion. He is in constant motion. If I swat at him he won't leave. He likes it!

This little human is silly. He keeps poking me with a piece of grass. Maybe I should just bite him and see what happens . . .

Or I could rub my face on him so he smells like me. I LIKE things that smell like me. I want everyone to smell like me. In fact I think my perfume is the BEST! The small human does not seem to mind either . . . some people don't like it when I put my perfume on them!

The small human is concentrating on petting me for some reason. I think my fur must be the softest around. He must really like me. Yep. I must be right about this.

Well, I've had enough. I am a cat and I bore easily of the small human. I need to find something else to sniff, something else to inspect, something else to do. I think the small human does NOT like me leaving him so soon. But I don't care. I need to leave and he can't stop me.

Well this sand box is really nice. I appreciate having such an expansive place to use the bath room. In fact, I think all the cats in the neighborhood use this sand box. I have heard the Tall Lady say she is not happy about this use of her "arena." But it can't be helped.

Now who is this other cat down here! I have never met him before. He is like me only . . . only all gray colored! Hmmmm. I think that I'd better watch my back around this place!

Bye for now!


PS. The Tall Lady has requested I ask those folks who have a copy of my book, and have an Amazon account, to please, please, please put a review up about Bingo's Big Adventure on Amazon. Amazon loves reviews. Amazon recommends books to other consumers based on reviews. I would really like it if your review helped more folks to purchase my book. I think it would help the Tall Lady too, and she feeds me, so I ask.

July 13, 2010

Today was a tough day for me. I spent a considerable amount of time sleeping. Then sleeping some more.

But then I decided to go outside and do what I do best. . . explore!

I found "The Boy" and decided to let him pet me. He's fun for a few minutes at a time.

But then I had to inspect this ground squirrel hole. I sure like ground squirrels, but ground squirrels sure don't like me!

I have dreams of ground squirrels! Maybe someday I'll catch one.

Bye for now,